iPhone

Thanks to a leaked photo.

It's not made with this glass!

OMG.

And by phone, we mean Pokémon-Go-playing machine.

Just enter the amount of sleep you hope to get.

Take a peek.

Are you impressed?

Virtual reality, anyone?

Plenty of room for music and videos and selfies and…

Do you like what you see?

And it's coming in another color.

In honor of its 9th birthday.

Same.

You'll no longer have to delete your favorite pics and tunes.

This is especially good news for lefties.

Bye, money.

She's gotta shake it off.

Peace out, Stocks.

Think Snapchat.

To infinity-percent battery power, and beyond.