Kim Kardashian’s Hyper-Reflective Bikini Is Traffic-Cone Chic

My eyes!
Kim Kardashian arrives at the 74th Annual Parsons Benefit on May 24 2023 in New York City.
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Well, you certainly won't miss Kim Kardashian when you're night swimming! The SKIMS founder's latest bikini moment is best defined as eye-catching, given that it's so reflective it's practically blinding. (Safety first, I guess?)

Kim Kardashian showed off the suit on Instagram, posing in a classic white halter neck bikini with a reflective hue that glows sooooo brightly in the dark, just like a traffic cone illuminated by headlights in the night or those glow-in-the-dark stars we all pasted to our ceilings as kids. “Self reflection," Kardashian cheekily captioned the pic, giving us all a big wink with her words. The star was indeed suiting up for a night swim, so hey, at least she's being safe.

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Fans couldn't resist poking fun at the suit along with the star, with one saying, “You don't need a flashlight when the power goes out,” and another writing, “Shining brighter than the diamond earring you lost in the ocean Kimmy.” (Lest we forget, this is the second time this summer that Kim's pool moment gets the troll treatment.)

Kardashian styled the suit with a pair of wrap sunglasses — all the better to protect her eyes from the extreme glow of her suit — and a matching white manicure and pedicure, with her hair worn long and loose down her back. Of course, you can barely see the beauty details with that swimsuit shining so bright in the camera lens. If she were to hop in the pool or the ocean in the middle of the night, there'd be no mistaking her in this literal tracking device of a bikini.

Kardashian never met a bikini moment she didn't love, but we can't help but think this blinding bikini would look even better with the platinum blonde wig and spider lashes she's wearing in the recent AHS: Delicate teasers. Too much? No way. You'd need tanning bed sunglasses to protect your eyes from that combo!