EJ Dickson

“I heard the soothing words from the ASMRtist and felt reassured.”

Does this mean they’re not going on a double date anytime soon?

But it’s still in the test stage.

Tim Cook knows this election season has been divisive.

"You're the puppet."

And he doesn’t care who knows it.

“I will not kneel.”

Can I get fries with that ballot?

They definitely look... different.

This is fantastic news.

He doesn’t want ballots from these sites to be counted.

He can only enter if he’s “showered and [is] dirt and odor-free from top to toe.”

Whoops.

“On Wednesdays, we wear pink."

Whoa!

Um, adorable.